Version: 0.6.0
Commit: 1a2b3c4 – feat(cardiac): initialize heartbeat module
Date: Week 6
📝 CHANGELOG
- [NEW]
heartbeat: Cardiac system has been initialized. First rhythmic output detected (~120–160 bpm). System is stable, but still highly experimental. - [NEW]
neural_tube: Closure sequence complete. Foundational neural pathways now under active development. - [NEW]
limb_buds: Upper and lower appendage stubs have been generated. Full articulation TBD in future sprints. - [NEW]
facial_features: Placeholder scaffolding for eyes, ears, mouth, and nostrils now visible in early render.
⚙️ SYSTEM IMPROVEMENTS
- [IMPROVEMENT]
circulatory_boot: Transitioned from passive to active blood flow generation. - [IMPROVEMENT]
growth_rate: Size has increased to ~5mm. That’s about the size of a lentil, which, let’s be honest, is adorable.
🐞 KNOWN ISSUES
- [ISSUE]
Mom_OS: Experiencing high resource usage. Symptoms include fatigue, nausea, and increased snack demand.- TEMP FIX: Recommend deploying ginger tea, crackers, and high levels of emotional bandwidth.
- [ISSUE]
mood_variability: Unstable emotional responses may be triggered by seemingly innocuous input. Proceed with empathy and soft voices. - [ISSUE]
morning_sickness: Misnamed. May activate at any hour. No ETA on resolution.
🧪 NEXT BUILD PREVIEW
limb_segment: Fingers and toes to enter initial dev phase.brainwave_activity: Low-level neural signals expected to register.organ_expansion: Major internal system upgrades incoming.
👨💻 DadOps Tip: You’re not just along for the ride—you’re sysadmin for the household. Keep logs. Stay patched. Respond to emotional pull requests promptly.
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– The DadOps Dev Team 🛠️👶
